| spanish and italian: | So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun. |
| french: | haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever |
| german: | LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA |
| english: | *shooting up in the bathroom* |
| gaelic: | the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck |
| polish: | here have all of these consonants have fun |
| japanese: | subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western |
| welsh: | sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk (also the beginning of words change according to context but there are about 20 different ways of doing this, SO EVEN IF YOU'RE FLUENT, GOOD LUCK FIGURING OUT HOW THEY CHANGE AND WHEN MOTHERF*CKER) |
| chinese: | here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed. |
| Arabic: | so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun! |
| Latin: | here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening |
| Sign Language: | If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis" |
Writer, reader and kind of a git, really.
Ask me any muffughccin thing
May 19, 2013
May 19, 2013
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May 19, 2013
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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May 19, 2013
though my soul may set in darkness,
it will rise in perfect light.
i have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.“the old astronomer” - sarah williams
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May 19, 2013
May 19, 2013
May 19, 2013
things benedict cumberbatch gets compared to
- ET
- ALASKAN! BULL! WORM!
- a breadstick
- this guy from pan’s labyrinth
- middle stage of an animorph
- an alien
- sid the sloth
- a jar of mayothis container of milk:
(via moriarty)
May 19, 2013
May 19, 2013
Also Cumberbatch making this face I don’t even know what to do with.
:>
he literally does that :> face
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May 19, 2013
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
NO
ok i didnt really care about yahoo buying tumblr until i saw this
oh god ill kill myself
May 19, 2013
May 18, 2013
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May 18, 2013
dear uk
xoxo ireland
dear ireland
never mind, we’ll find
love,
the uk
May 18, 2013
just when you think
chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further
you see this
i m p o s s i b l e
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May 18, 2013
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By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise
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my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
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oday was the best day of my life. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet two of my favourite actors in the world,...
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And in that moment she realizes her power as a woman, without the armor, without having a sword, without killing people, without exerting...
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you’re welcome
and now i’m starting to freak out
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neutron shake
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Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and...
