|sweden's host:||hello lena!|
|graham norton:||i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is|
|graham norton:||even the rain couldn't stop her|
|germany's host:||we're having so much fun!|
|graham norton:||speak for yourself lena|
that’s it? ew.
I don’t even have to watch Eurovision, it’s funnier to imagine
the Guardian liveblog is so brilliant
it reads just like my dashboard oh my god
And now to follow that explosion of brilliance - a historical Eurovision blooper reel, starring the host as basically…
Sweden gives 12 points to Norway, how fucking surprising.
I don’t fucking understand. WHAT IS EUROVISION
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE HECK SWEDEN
Okay UK, we should just write a song about Harry potter, then we might actually get somewhere
SHE’S LIKE THE MOCKINGJAY OF THIS EUROPE HUNGER GAMES OKAY.
it’s pretty much a done deal - greece will win.
“and russia forcing everyone to hold hands as always”
|Plot twist:||The United States of America wins the Eurovision song contest.|